All Night Feedings

Conversation between Anna and I at 5:00am this morning

George: Are you feeding Xavier

Anna: Yeah

George: When did he get up? I didn’t hear you get him.

Anna: I don’t know.

George: Wait, Xavier is still in his bed. Are you feeding Stella?

Anna: Yeah, Stella

George: Wait, Stella is still in her bed. Who are you feeding?

Anna: Oh, I guess no one. My breasts hurt so much I feel like I’m always feeding.