2009, It was fun but now you're over with
Not much went down. We survived our first full year as parents, we had sex without protection, Anna got pregnant, we realized our house was too small to fit three kids; we sold our house and bought a bigger house. Currently we are renovating the basement and getting stuff ready for baby number three. I just finished putting the crib together.
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A steady stream of money has been exiting our bank accounts like urine coming out of a urethra. Kids cost so much money. I have no idea what people did before money was invented.
We’re trying to potty train Stella and Xavier before new baby gets here because once she gets here Stella and Xavier will be changing their own diapers. I wish I were potty trained because changing my own diaper is disgusting; especially since I became vegan in 1996 and have all this extra fiber pushing through my rectum.
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The new baby is transverse and will most likely be cut out on Feb 26th. When Xavier was transverse (and before we knew him) I illustrated the situation to you awesome readers. So, I’ll do the same for new baby.![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiB4b1CB0PjsetbO-2xrGEa9aqC7Oqy5ZeRlwJLUHVoq88hOoJoAFskC1C3eXlTNCo-XcM0qVqVZhlB31FcLcEtQoJrrrGYEfi4EwPUffF5TlrcqjK-ymRAC3mzU-qs1cNmFmOpW-CPJMQ/s400/new+baby+uterus.bmp)
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