Kids say the most racist things

Anna took the girls to Ohio this past weekend for her sister’s golden bridal shower. I’m sure it was fun or whatever.

So, it was just me and my little man all weekend. I’m sure anyone with multiples can tell you that having one kid is a step away from having no kids. Having two kids is two steps away from have no kids and having a million kids is a million kids away from having no kids.

Saturday we were at the park and Xavier wanted to play with this older kid who was making bubbles with some bubble toy. I’ve seen this kid before; he’s maybe around 6-7 years old, African American and has two dads that are gay and have gay sex.

In fact, they were having gay sex right then and there just before they started destroying traditional marriage.

One dad was bottle feeding a teeny baby and the other dad was helping us work the bubble making thing. The kids made bubbles, blah, blah blah...it was fun, and a little while later they had to go home.

While Xavier was watching them leave he said to me,

“I want to play with the boy with the brown face”.

“Ummmm, he’s not Indian”, I corrected him.

A little later he went over to play with a dog. The owner said “hi” and Xavier’s response was,

“He has a penis.

(points between dogs legs)…..

” I have a penis...”

”...and my dad has a penis.”

I asked the dog owner to show us his penis but he refused. 

 This toy was borrowed from a blonde kid with really pale skin. It's an alligator not a crocodile. You can tell by the well developed wheels.