Here's what I think of your pink eggs

Nothing says, "God is punishing you" like having your church burn down on Easter.

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/02/nyregion/blaze-engulfs-historic-serbian-orthodox-church-in-manhattan.html?_r=0

I suppose God could be testing them but that seems a little bit harsh.

It's like bitch slapping a 2 year old for using poor grammar. In my defense, that kid was using the word, "irregardless".